HERE'S A THOUGHT.......

Can you cry under water?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Are you putting your child at risk: the association of antibiotic use and asthma.

by Craig Tankersley

Many parents at some point in their life wonder what to do with a sick child. Should you take him to the doctor or just wait it out? A new article in the medical journal Chest may indicate that a wait and see approach is better in the long run. The article examined the effects antibiotics can have on children if given within their first year of life. Using the healthcare and prescription databases of Manitoba, Canada the study looked at 13,116 children. Of these children, 65% received at least one antibiotic prescription during their first year of life, and in all but 3% the antibiotic was a broad spectrum antibiotic.

You may or may not engage in many of the typical activities of "spring cleaning" - de-cluttering the attic, reorganizing your closets, touching up the paint, etc. - but you can almost certainly benefit from "sprucing up" your financial situation.

As you survey your financial landscape, what areas might you want to tidy up? Here are a few suggestions: